Washington DC, USA. In a tense press conference today, FBI officers revealed that the alleged terrorist being held in a public hospital is no longer a person of interest in the bombing incident during the Boston Marathon. Due to a misidentification by agents, authorities are searching for another suspect.
The person Police are looking for is believed to be three and a half feet tall, black hair all over his body and an individual with a strong attraction to bananas. The authorities denied that they are essentially looking for a monkey.
This stunning revelation could cause the general population to go ape-shit with hysteria if it is true.
