CNN's Anderson Cooper Sent Chilling Package

Funny story written by DP Whitehead

Sunday, 10 February 2013

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CNN anchor, presenter and personality Anderson Cooper, has reportedly received a chilling package delivered to CNN Headquarters in Atlanta.

Cooper, currently covering the story of rouge LA cop, Christopher Dorner was said to be 'shocked'.

"It arrived February 1st at our offices at CNN, it was sent to me to me directly. As you can imagine, I get a lot of mail and a lot of it sometimes are from folks who have issues or are disturbed one way or another, so I actually don't end up seeing a lot of the stuff and it usually just gets forwarded on to security folks, as was the case in this."

Cooper though says he is very grateful and wants to thank the fan who sent him the package.

The refrigerator, sent by fan Grace Normal, was sent after Cooper announced live on air he sometimes likes a cool drink to calm his nerves before interviews, Normal, 58, who is not mental nor crazed, made the gesture so Cooper could facilitate his need for ice cold beverages in his dressing room.

"It is much better receiving things like this than crazy packages sent by serial killers, nut jobs and crazed weirdos!" beamed Cooper, raising a can of chilled, ice cold Cola to his lips "Cheers!"

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