Bush suborns Ratzinger's Osama paternity DNA evidence

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Thursday, 17 August 2006

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Accomplices George W Bush and Joseph Ratzinger

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): In a shock move that has left even the most cynical cynics reeling, George W Bush this week ordered the destruction of all internet references to newly discovered MI6 evidence that name Pope Joseph Ratzinger and former Indian Prime Monster Indira Ghandi as the natural parents of Osama Bin Laden.

The news comes hot on the heels of desperate trans-atlantic negotiations between the US Justice Department and the Department of Homeland Insecurity and senior officials and No 10 Downing Street who have pledged to give the secrecy ruling their full suport in an effort to shore up support for the disastrous Poodle Administration.

As the news of the latest Bush dynasty outrage spreads, law enforcement officers on both sides of the Atlantic Bar and Grill have rallied together and vowed to drop the notorious Poodle Brothers straight into the quagmire of their Skull 'N' Bones conspiracy which is at the heart of protecting both American and British seminal connections to relatives of the late Joseph Stalin.

Last night, police officers investigating the reported attempt to blow up a dozen US-bound passenger aircraft commented that the flag of convenience that has carried the Al Qaeda colours since the 9/11 destruction of the World Trade Center is a major conspiracy designed by Vladimir Putin to protect his co-conspirators in the seizure of Russian oil and gas assets during the late 1990s and their re-distribution between his organised crime cartel pals in NATO countries.

And at the center of the cospitracy is the feckless persona of George W Bush - a doppelganger lookalike implant son of General Augusto Pinochet who wormed is way into US public life with the KGB's sole mandate of protecting Russian descendants from cold war atrocites law suits and continuing the denial of the Vatican's involvement in the holocaust.

Today the Vatican was remaining tight-lipped about the latest revelations about Ratzinger's alleged Osama paternity and the undoubted filial devotion of his biological sire Adolf Hitler.

And while Opus Dei apologists continued to attempt a smear campaign at appeasing law enforcement officers involved in the unmasking of the cover-up, a fat-arsed Tony Blair sunned his sun-kissed cheeks in the Carribean today, smug and satisfied that is contribution to the Ratzinger cover-up will remain watertight until at least the next British general election.

Meanwhile, satirical websites on the internet have chortled with the news of the continued cover-up of Pope Ratzinger's game of bluff and counter-bluff and are blossoming in the revelations that continue to reach epic proportions with each day's additions.

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