Joan Rivers Says Rihanna Needs To Have Her Head Examined

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 26 August 2012

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Two females that think that Rihanna is one sexy gal. (Photo courtesy of Jessica Lange).

NEW YORK CITY - The undisputed "Queen of Mean" has said that Rihanna has just made one of the most ignorant remarks in the history of ignorant remarks.

Rivers was referring to the interview the Barbados songstress did with Oprah "Yo Yo" Winfrey.

Rihanna told Ms. O that she not only forgives ex-boyfriend Chris Brown for beating the daylights out of her but she has actually said that he was just a little upset at the fact that she was more popular than him and so he hit her inflicting bruises, cuts, and abrasions.

Rivers remarked that she could not believe her ears when Rihanna stated that she takes all of the blame because she should not have crushed Chris's artistic ego the way she did.

Joan "The Moan" further noted that Rihanna needs to have her head examined because she is sending a horrible message to young girls and even old girls that it is okay for a man to beat a woman.

Rihanna responded by saying that Rivers needs to worry about herself and the fact that she is still using Yiddish make up that went out of style back in the 70s.

The Caribbean beauty also said that Joan is so old that the word on the streets of Brooklyn is that she once went out on a date with Francis Scott Key.

She went on to say that Rivers has all the personality of a piece of used up sandpaper.

Meanwhile Joan responded by saying that maybe Rihanna should consider becoming a lesbianite so that she does not get the hell knocked out of her.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Apparently Rivers has no idea that the meanest, most jealous individuals on the face of the earth are butch lesbianites and one could easily beat the ever living daylights out of Chris "The Punk" Brown.]

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