Tennessee woman lives according to Bible for one year--and is pissed about it!

Thursday, 18 October 2012

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"I lived what the Bible said--well fuck that shit!"

DAYTON, Tennessee (ABSNN) - A female Dayton blogger, Rachel Held Evans, lived an entire year according to the rules laid out in the King James Version of the Bible. Among other biblical tenants she followed, she addressed her husband as "Master," and met him at the city limits with signs that welcomed him home each day. She slept out on the lawn, even in the cold snowy winter. She also grew out her hair, not cutting it once for 365 days.

"OK, I did it, but a lot of it 'weirded me out,'" she told readers of her blog.

"I gotta tell you folks that calling my dipstick husband 'Master' was a real stretch. But the Bible says women have to be subservient to their husbands. Well, that shit is over, right now," she said as she took her husband to task for his "short-comings!"

"It wouldn't have been nearly so bad if he wasn't such a dickless wonder,' she claimed.

Dayton is a small village in east-central Tennessee best known as the site of the 1925 Scopes Monkey Trial that pitted a populist, Chicago lawyer, Clarence Darrow, against the ultra-conservative, three times Presidential nominee, Williams Jennings Bryan, in the first Trial of the 20th Century. Dayton residents fought the teaching of evolution, and won, yet somehow lost.

Apparently, little has changed up in those hollers.

We will keep you informed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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