Arizona's Amazing Secret

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 8 September 2012

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One of 6 weapons of mass destruction that Arizona allegedly has in secret hiding places. (Photo by Ann Coulter).

PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer recently was asked by a reporter for Political Salad Bar Magazine about a very personal matter.

Sinclair Petaluma learned from Internet surfing that Governor Brewer, with the assistance of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio, has developed some WMDs (Weapons of Mass Destruction).

When Petaluma asked the governor about this military matter she at first denied the existence of any WMDs ala President George "Dubya" Bush and the twin twits Donald "Spooky" Rumsfeld and Dick "Pinocchio" Cheney.

But after she was shown the site by Petaluma she did a patented Mitt Romney flip-flop and stated that yes now that he had brought it up she remembered.

She went on to say that the WMDs were developed by the scientific engineering team of (Otto) Herschbock and (Franz) Dollarmeister who are both natives of Frankfurt, Germany.

Brewer confessed that she and Sheriff Arpaio, who proclaims himself to be the toughest sheriff in the entire United States, only decided to develop the WMDs to help stem the tide of illegal aliens that were crossing into Arizona from Mexico and points south such as Guatemala, Honduras, Costa Rica, and Paraguay.

At first the governor asked Petaluma if he would please keep the WMDs a secret but she was told that she had a better chance of trying to pass for a 16-year-old high school cheerleader than him keeping it a secret.

SIDENOTE: President Obama has asked Attorney General Eric Holder to look into the matter of the illegal Arizona weapons of mass destruction and see if they can file any charges against both Governor Brewer and Sheriff Arpaio.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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