Joe Biden's Secret Service Detail to have Re-Match of Last November's Barroom Brawl

Funny story written by mikewadestr

Sunday, 1 July 2012

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We're doing it for you Joe!

After it was disclosed that 5 of Vice President Biden's Secret Service Agents got into a barroom brawl at Nantucket's Guns and Bloody Noses nightclub, against each other more or less. Both sides have requested a re-match of the incident which will be shown on HBO's pay per view this upcoming Thanksgiving Day.

The initial fight pitted the Veep's Secret Service Agents Jonathan Dirty-Drawers and Eric Gingivitis against three US Air Force officers who were, also, assigned to the same detail, although not so much as to protect the Vice President as to ensure that none of the Kennedy clan would decide to fly somewhere drunk.

Apparently, the fight started when Gingivitis got upset because one of the Air Force officers was dancing with a female Secret Service Agent, named Yum, and didn't step on her feet once while dancing with her, unlike Gingivitis. With the advent of massive alcohol, a bruised ego and Dirty-Drawers having a really dirty brief day, both Gingivitis and Dirty-Drawers wrestled the dancing Air Force Officer to the ground and would not let him up until he agreed to write: I will not dance with Agent Yum widout stepping on her toes, a thousand times.

When the Air Force Officer refused to partake in an aberration of butchered English claiming that the phrase should be more appropriately written as: I wid not dance wid Agent Yum widout stepping on her toes, a brawl between the 5 broke out causing the bartender to give each of them a 10 minute time out and call their dad, Vice President Joe Biden to come and pick them up.

Vice President Biden was visibly upset over the incident especially over the fact that he missed the whole thing and vowed to challenge each and every one of the five to a boxing match when they got back to Washington. He, also, told them that all five were riding in the back seat on the way home.

Since the incident, HBO and the World Wide Wrestling Federation have become interested and decided to create a new program called Secret Thursday Smack Down where each week various secret service agents and supporting personnel will get a chance to compete for the Super Secret Belt, which at press time its description is still very secret.

"This is great", boasted Joe Biden. "I get to introduce all the agents each week dressed in a superman costume but with a big "J" on it instead of and "S". Hell, as a matter of fact, I have a deal in the works to wrestle Charlie Sheen on his show Anger Management".

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