Angry Patriotic American's Say "Shut Up or Get Out!" After Ohio Man Claims All Soldiers Are Not Heroes

Funny story written by Dan Cun

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

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Land of the Free - Well, Near Enough

Scores of angry yet patriotic American's are furious after an Ohio man pointed out to a friend that not all troops are heroes and that some may indeed be bad apples that are not indicative of the majority. Many want the man punished or at least shot.

Sam Adams, 65, a former Veteran himself, posted on a friends facebook page that while he was proud of American troops he did feel that not all were heroes, pointing out that just because a man wore a uniform it did not necessarily make him a hero - it was what he did in that uniform that counted.

The comments have caused fury amongst his fellow Americans.

"American soldiers are heroes - every last man of them, male or female" shouted Philadelphian Hank Stripes "We have freedom, freedom of speech, freedom to come and go as we please, how dare anyone say something that is unpatriotic - this country is the land of the free -get with the program or get out. Better still just die! USA! USA! USA! USA!"

Another furious woman, Betty Carmichael of Illinois screamed, "My son is in the military, how dare anyone say he is not a hero - if you don't like it here leave, I will gladly buy you a ticket....or put a bullet in your head. This country is free for a reason, because we don't let traitors like Sam Adams have a voice to tell us something we don't agree with. It is why we are the greatest nation on earth and superior in every way to any other race - it is why we have God on our side because we are the home of free! Don't tread on me, either follow me or get out my god dam way. Hell yeah! Get some!"

Adams has tried to explain that his comments have been taken out of context and that he fought himself for the freedoms American's have but no one is interested in what the pinkie, liberal, commie, Arab loving nazi has to say. This is freedom - either like it or get out!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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