Betty White shows off her Baby Bump

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Monday, 14 May 2012


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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

HOLLYWOOD,CA --- Beloved 90-year old actress Betty White said on Friday, she "very, very much favors President Obama in the election", before dropping the bombshell, "by the way this baby bump is real and I am four months pregnant."

Anonymous sources said the Obama reelection committee wants the AARP vote and will do anything to get it. Ms. White agreed to "do anything to help the president get reelected, even if it's not with George Clooney."

Director of the United States Secret Service, Mark Sullivan was told to get a surrogate lover from among his agents for Ms. White and in return, on the next Presidential trip out of the country, the agents would be allowed to do all the 'trick or treating' they wanted.

Under the code name 'Rip Van Wrinkle' an agent rendezvoused with Ms. White in the Lincoln bedroom. The agent with 2 Viagra's and Ms. White in fishnet stocking and red stiletto heels consummated the tryst at 7 pm just in time for Ms. White's usual bed time hour.

The "Hot in Cleveland" star left the next morning with Joe Biden who looked like the cat that swallowed the canary, which many believe to be the reason he came out in favor of same sex marriage five months later. "He is definitely not the agent," said the source, "don't forget, Biden's the guy who said 'without your word, you're not a man'--you want the kid to a least have a fighting chance."

Actress Cloris Leachman who turned 88 last month said, "I will support Governor Romney, if Brad Pitt does a little 'dancing with a star'. "

When asked to comment, Press Secretary Jay Carney said, "The White House does not comment on baby bumps, buns in the oven, knocked up, in the family way, preggers or up the duff."

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