US Bans Al-Qaeda Underwear Range

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

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The US has moved quickly to ban a new range of underwear designed by al-Qaeda-sponsored Islamic Fundamentalist underwear designers working in Yemen, it has been revealed.

I revealed it.

Yemen, which, for some reason, doesn't rhyme with 'semen', is traditionally a hotbed of nothingness, which has recently aroused the suspicions of the CIA's 'Troublesome Underwear department'.

Underwear has already been seized in the Middle East after a CIA operation in Yemen and is being studied by the FBI.

Reports say the underwear is of a type that would be likely to incite acts of extreme terrorism amongst gullible and excitable Muslims.

One of the designers responsible for the outrage has been airlifted out of Yemen on a flight to Paris, where he take up a position next week with French underwear manufacturers Agent Provocateur.

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