Nevada farmworker Gus Rismore has paid the ultimate tribute to his parents on the occasion of their 50th wedding anniversary - by eating them live on the internet.
The 460 pound fat bastard, who owns the world motorcycle-eating record, invited thousands of his online fans to watch him engage in a feast consisting of his parents, a chilled lemonade, and a small pot of French mustard.
Interviewed after the two-course meal, the 36-year-old explained between burps how he got the idea.
"Dad was always complaining that he and mom never had the money to go on vacation," said Rismore. "I thought, what better present could I give them for their fiftieth anniversary than a tour of my intestines? To tell the truth I'm missing them already, but I'm looking forward to seeing them again in another couple of days."
