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Funny story: Baskin-Robbins Announces Their Brand New Adult-Oriented Ice Cream

Baskin-Robbins Announces Their Brand New Adult-Oriented Ice Cream

ICE CREAM CREEK, Vermont - The Daily Max has just informed the public that the nation’s number ice cream restaurant has just come out with a brand new ice cream flavor that is geared strictly to the adult patrons. Reporter Savannah Stiletto state…

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Funny story: Iceland's First and Only Dairy Queen May Have To Close

Iceland's First and Only Dairy Queen May Have To Close

REYKjAVIK, Iceland – (Satire News) – The government of Iceland, which owns the country’s only Dairy Queen Ice Cream & Burger Restaurant, has stated that the fast food eatery may have to close. Iceland President Guoni Johannesson, 52, informed…

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Funny story: Exclusive Conversation with Man Whose Shit Doesn't Stink

Exclusive Conversation with Man Whose Shit Doesn't Stink

A twenty-five-year-old local man whose shit literally does not stink, has blamed his rare condition for ruining his life. The unfortunate man - whom we will call “Helado,” the Spanish word for “ice cream” - told us his story over lunch at the Iron…

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Funny story: Ice Cream Maker Brought Vagina Cream Mainstream

Ice Cream Maker Brought Vagina Cream Mainstream

The Great British Ice Cream Company food scientists explain how they created the new vulva Phish Food flavor by unlocking the secrets to their Vagina Cream Swirl. Male and lesbian customers were nothing but grateful when The Great British Ice C…

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Names Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor After President Trump

Ben & Jerry's Names Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor After President Trump

BURLINGTON, Vermont – The most popular ice cream producer in the nation has just announced a brand new ice cream flavor. The new ice cream flavor was developed by a team of Ben & Jerry ice cream experts who worked for 17 straight hours, eating…

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Funny story: Internal documents reveal ice cream industry lobby behind Illinois weed legalization

Internal documents reveal ice cream industry lobby behind Illinois weed legalization

If residents thought the effort to legalize weed in the state of Illinois was an entirely grass-roots-organized movement, then it might come as something of a buzzkill to learn that powerful ice cream industry lobbying actually spearheaded the push.

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Funny story: Ice Cream Van Played 'Match Of The Day' Theme

Ice Cream Van Played 'Match Of The Day' Theme

Residents sat up and took notice, whilst others peered from behind their twitching curtains yesterday afternoon, when an ice cream van started playing the theme tune from Match Of The Day over its loudspeaker. The unlikely incident took place on t...

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Funny story: Blue Bell Ice Cream Licker Caught!

Blue Bell Ice Cream Licker Caught!

Americans can scoop their ice cream without fear tonight after news that the Blue Bell Licker has been apprehended. Not since Son of Sam paralyzed New York City in the 1970s has a nation been so gripped with terror. The Licker, as authorities ha...

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Funny story: D-Day Remembered

D-Day Remembered

On June the 6th people across the world will celebrate D-Day, when 75 years ago, thousands of Allied troops landed on the sunny seaside at Normandy in what would be the beginning of the end for Hitler's Germany. A group of elderly veterans told th...

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Funny story: World's ice cream supply will run out in 20 years

World's ice cream supply will run out in 20 years

For many it is a rare treat, a delicious cool snack to be enjoyed on a hot British summer's day alongside a jellied rat. For others, it is a vile headache-inducing white paste served in a wet cardboard container that tastes of shoes. But whether you...

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Funny story: Weed & Pistachio Ice Cream A Big Hit On 4/20 Holiday Weedend

Weed & Pistachio Ice Cream A Big Hit On 4/20 Holiday Weedend

San Francisco, Ca - (High Times): Sales of stoners’ favorite ice cream have gone through the roof at downtown’s Hippy Shack Gelateria where quarts of pasteurised pistachio and sinsemilla are being snapped up pronto-prontissimo in a two hundred bucks...

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Funny story: Ice Cream Man Had Murder In His Eyes

Ice Cream Man Had Murder In His Eyes

We've all had the pleasure of enjoying a warm summer afternoon in the garden, with the sounds of happy children laughing and playing, when, all of a sudden, the jingle-jangle sound of the ice cream van announces its arrival. And so it was in one s...

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Funny story: Flashpoint Narrowly Avoided In Local Market Square

Flashpoint Narrowly Avoided In Local Market Square

A major controversy was narrowly averted earlier today, when a trader who normally sells flowers in a local town's market square was unable to do so due to circumstances utterly beyond her control. Miss Cobbit, the florist, has, for 40 years, sold...

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Funny story: Man with Machete Holds Up Ice Cream Van

Man with Machete Holds Up Ice Cream Van

Desperate measures are being taken, it seems, in the recent heatwave, as a Merseyside man held up an ice cream van with a machete. The Liverpudlian desparado claims he had been passed by no less than four vans in his quest for a 99 for himself and...

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Funny story: Woman in England Denied Ice Cream In Heatwave

Woman in England Denied Ice Cream In Heatwave

A woman was today denied an ice cream by a seriously fat vendor in an ice cream van outside a school. The woman had had a particularly long, hot, difficult day at work had just been thinking that if there was an ice cream van parked outside the sc...

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Funny story: Chocolate Ice Cream Made Right Mess Of Girl's Face

Chocolate Ice Cream Made Right Mess Of Girl's Face

What should have been a pleasant Sunday afternoon outing in Battambang with her friends, turned into the 'nightmare of her dreams' for one pretty girl today, as the ice cream she was eating, melted far more quickly than she'd anticipated it might, le...

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Funny story: Global warming, penguins, and a whole bunch of ice cream

Global warming, penguins, and a whole bunch of ice cream

Is it hot in here? If by "here" you mean the planet earth then yes. Well that's not entirely true; it's still pretty cold in Canada, Russia, even Iceland. However, records show that average temperatures are increasing not only in the United States, but in the coldest nations on earth. Who's to blame? Scientists believe they have found the culprit; its name is Global Warming. Global Warmin...

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