American Women Are Sluts, Source Says

Funny story written by Ken Braiterman

Saturday, 3 March 2012

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The leader of a respectable political party said this week that most American women are sluts. He named one woman specifically, who advocated the use of tax money for birth control, using the euphemism "women's health."

The party leader, who is also an expert on women's health, said birth control has nothing to do with a woman's health. Birth control is simply a way to make sex for fun, not reproduction, easier. Healthy women want children, he said.

Government funding for birth control forces taxpayers to pay for immorality, Socialized medicine, and radical, unnatural, un-American feminism. It violates the free enterprise, Social Darwinism, and Americans' right to the best health care their own money can buy.

Women who support it, or want it for themselves, are sluts, the party leader and health expert said.

Since exposing that woman as a slut, the man has been vilified, slandered and targeted by organized boycotts and petition drives merely for exercising the right all Americans have to get paid millions for expressing their opinions, without opposing points of view, for three hours every day on nationally syndicated radio.

The fact that so many people, not just women, have joined in defending this slut, and denouncing the man's freedom of speech, proves the man's point: liberals, secularists, Democrats, and Obama are turning the U.S. into a nation of sluts.

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