Rush Limbaugh not ready to admit President was good for his portfolio

Written by UWGB-Beek

Monday, 3 October 2011

Washington--Rush Limbaugh is not ready to admit that the man he has mocked since November 4, 2008 has actually made him a lot richer. A fact that has caused Rush to go back on the pills.

"I categorically deny that Obama helped make me richer than George W. Bush ever did. I will not admit that a black man made me rich. I will not do that." Rush said on his radio program.

Rush, the ever present sage of the Republican party, continues to publicly bash the president, while salivating over the profits from his stock portfolio that continues to grow at unheard of pace since Obama became president.

"I hope my ditto-heads do their best to make sure Obama is a one term president, because I know even better things are ahead for me, I mean, for you listeners, if we can get another Republican in the White House. I, I mean, you and I might not even have to pay any taxes, if the right Republican gets elected in 2012." Rush said.

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