Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 13 January 2012

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This is a "piss artist" the US Gi's were just wee, pee artists!

The shocking video of US soldiers peeing on the corpses of their Taliban enemies is a fix! The GI's admit to having a pee, but it was just a wee pee and not a "proper wee wee".

At the time of the video being filmed they had had nothing to drink for 24 hours and in the Afghan heat it would have been impossible for them to have a full blown pee, a tiny drip of wee yes, but not a pee.

The reason why they directed their drops of wee pee at the bodies was obvious too; their officer ordered them not to take their eyes off of the body for one second just in case they were attacked by ravaging Afghan cockroaches. So when nature called, what else could they do?

Vice-President Clinton has outed her opinion of the shocking video, here her reaction: "It's a disgrace that our boys have been forced to have a wee pee over the bodies of our enemies and the officer in charge will be severly reprimanded, piss-head, I also apologise to our enemies, but the act was a humane one!" Hilary is always good for a diplomatic solution.

As for the soldiers involved, they were given some well earnt R & R and went out for a good old "piss-up" and in the morning they resembled their dead enemies; peed-off with a hangover!

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