Occupy Wyoming Protesters Rescued

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Thursday, 8 December 2011

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Jackson Hole WY: A dozen Occupy Wyoming protesters arrived in Jackson Hole to show their displeasure with rich liberal Hollywood stars who own multimillion dollar homes in the region, but pay lip service to the poor like themselves.

The homes of Harrison Ford and Sandra Bullock were singled out for a sit in, but Sandra is sort of a conservative while Harrison Ford is a Democratic liberal supporter of President Obama. The small band of occupiers tried to enter the Harrison compound, but was held at bay by private security guards. The protesters then camped outside the compound in three degree Fahrenheit temperature weather. Suddenly, a snap blizzard dropped three feet of snow and the temperature decreased to -45 degrees Fahrenheit.

The private security guards called the Wyoming State Troopers, as the tents had disappeared in six foot snow drifts. When the officers arrived they found that the occupier's tents were empty, but there was bear and human tracks leading away from the tents into the thick woods.

The troopers followed the tracks and found the screaming protesters in a cave with three growling bears. They were about to take care of the bears when a PETA lawyer showed up, insisting on entering the cave alone. Everything became real quiet and the troopers subsequently tranquilized the bears, rescuing the traumatized protestors. It should be noted that the bears became pretty docile after a big red-meat lunch, but prior to the use of the tranquilizer darts.

The organizers of the failed Jackson Hole sit-in indicated that their next event will be Occupy Malibu in California at a to be named famous Hollywood star's residence, by the beach, where it is 70 degrees Fahrenheit.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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