New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg says his decision to drink a cup of coffee yesterday morning was "his decision, and his decision alone."
The Flute tooting ankle tickler insisted his girlfriend was wrong to tweak his nipple and danced her socks into a late night barn.
The self loathing philanthropist spunked into at bucket at midnight and said his actions were inspired by "a dream about Jesus."
Scores of police pitched tents and tarps on the front lawn of the Mayor's Hampton's home parading percentage definitions and looked up tarps on Wikipedia and said things to one another with one person vocalizing and another using his ears to listen.
