Obama plans to build a moat around The White House

Funny story written by rpm1978

Saturday, 22 October 2011

Barack Hussein Obama, the man who illegally took The White House, wants to become Supreme Ruler of America.

His 1st step is to built a moat similar to the moats build around Castles in the Middle Ages.

The moat will contain water that will originate from an ice berg in Antarctica, the moat will be full of crocodiles, sharks, and piranhas.

Vials of blood from imprisoned opponents of Obama will also be placed in the moat as well, in an effort to add anger.

Anyone caught trespassing without a sealed invite personally signed by the Supreme Ruler (Obama) himself, is guaranteed to fall into the moat and be eaten alive.

Rumor also has it there will be hungry lions placed near the moat as well.

Angry protests are already being held against the construction of this moat, it is alleged the protest may get more violent than the protests at Wall Street.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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