Alameda, CA--Doomsday didn't come, again, and it doesn't look like it is going to come soon enough for a crazy old guy that just really wants to die but without actually having to go through all the hard work of just dying like the rest of citizens of the world.
Harold Camping, a 90 year old preacher, keeps predicting the Rapture, but he can't seem to catch a break when the Rapture doesn't happen.
"I am starting to look like one of those crazy drunks on the downtown streets of any major city in America, you know those guys that yell things about the Rapture. But, I am not a crazy drunk guy. I am a preacher that has an inside connection with God." Harold Camping said.
"Maybe God just has a great sense of humor, or maybe he is just trying to humble this old man. I hope it is the former, in this case." Harold Camping added.
The Rapture didn't happen in May, as Mr. Camping had predict, but that hasn't stopped him from making his latest failed prediction.
"You have to admit the old man doesn't allow his failed predictions to stop him from making more predictions about the Rapture. I say good for him. He is a true American." Jeff Reed, a passionate follower of Mr. Camping, said.
Mr. Camping didn't say when the next chance for the Rapture would be, but he did say to check his Facebook page for a new date for the Rapture.
