New Mayan Calendar slant reckons on Harold Camping RIP this Friday

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 17 October 2011

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God's special message for Camping this Friday

California - Armageddon Rapture or myocardial infarction rupture? According to a new translation of classic Mayan Calendar rants this Friday 21st October's Moon/Mars conjunction 'is the most likely day' for the God squad's arch doom peddler to finally kick the bucket.

89 year-old Harold Camping made a shed-load of cash with his original May 21 2011 end-of-the-world prediction, a day which saw nothing freakier than 50-1 no-hoper Scare Story triumph unexpectedly at Plumpton Racecourse in the 4.45pm bumber race.

A recent Doomsday update on his Californian Family Radio station has seen the shameless garbage peddler revise the forecast to this coming Friday when zodiac alignments apparently conspire to herald the Second Coming.

Despite his long-suffering wife Shirley's insistence that the old man's totally ga-ga from an untreatable magic mushroom affliction the old duffer's still hellbent on fleecing gullible followers.

"Hal, poor dear, has been having these visions ever since nibbling on some Psilocybe cubensis," a distraught Mrs Camping told reporters today.

"Wanna see a vid of him in his Rex Mundi cloaking device banishing demons on the White House lawn?"

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