Some Brand New State License Plate Slogans For 2012

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 3 October 2011

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An Arizona RV displaying the state's new license plate slogan.

The United States Commission on State License Plate Slogan Approval has just released a list of ten states who have been granted permission to use brand new vehicle license plate slogans for 2012.

A spokesperson for the commission noted that several state slogans were rejected including Nevada's - Bring Us Your Money Folks - We'll Hold It For Ya and Montana's - Okay So No One Knows Where We Are - But We Effen Do!

Alaska has used their slogan "Wow! Is It Friggin Cold Or What?" ever since 1962.

Arizona after having used their license plate slogan "Dammit - It's Hot!" for the past 27 years has decided to change it.

Reports are that the majority of Arizona's citizens simply felt that Governor Jan Brewer needs to settle down a bit and stop acting like a mean-spirited white version of that bitch Naomi Campbell.

Some Brand New State License Plate Slogans For 2012

  1. North Carolina - Well Thanks To Hurricane Irene, Our Tobacco Fields Are Now In Maryland
  2. Arizona - Hate On Governor Jan Brewer - Not On Me
  3. Louisiana - Don't Y'all Believe Those Pelican Mating With Mosquitoes Rumors
  4. Mississippi - We Got Some Big Cotton Balls!
  5. New York - Hey Youse!
  6. Michigan - Two States For The Price of One
  7. Virginia - Visit Us, We've Imported Lots and Lots of North Carolina Beach Sand
  8. Kentucky - We're Replacing Moonshine With Sunshine
  9. Wisconsin - We May Hate Unions - But We Do Love Our Gargonzola
  10. California - Please Ignore Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton - We Do

NOTE: All 50 State License Plates may be purchased on line at

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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