The august right wing newspaper the Daily Telegraph has come out criticising the Prime Minister David Cameron for inappropriate behaviour in allowing Andy Coulson into his bedchamber.
'Although we are sure Cameron is normal' the Telegraph stated 'you can never be sure with Old Etonians.'
In further developments a spokesperson for the Prime Minsister confirmed that Cameron's bicycle had been seen in Wapping on several occasions whilst News of the World journalists had been hacking phones but explained the bike had been stolen. Police sources, however, declared no report of Cameron's bike being stolen was in their possession.
'We pass on all matters of that nature to our paymasters' confimed a senior police officer 'now that the News of the the World is out of action it is unlikely we shall ever get to the bottom of the mystery surrounding David Cameron's bike.' A public enquiry is being set up with a Judge taken off a fraud trial that he found boring.
Labour MP's were not letting the 'Bike revelations' to be buried away in the long grass. A fearless back bencher, now freed from the impending dark cloud, secretly filmed by the News of the World that hung over him, openly accused David Cameron of upsetting the Daily Telegraph.
Conservatives, reeling from this accusation, are planning to ditch the PM sometime soon.