So, the Daily Telegraph is giving away free delicious mincepies with proof of purchase of the newspaper. God they must be desperate for sales.
Rather cheeky when you think about it, as they often steal our Spoofs to pad their paper.
Well, I have come up with a much better idea. The Spoof will be giving away free stories. 'So what's the difference - we do that now?' you ask. The difference IS they will be Daily Telegraph stories
We have an amazing hacker on-board who can get to the stories before they go to print over at The Telegraph offices. The stories will be printed under a new thread to be named 'Free Telegraph News'.
Once the word gets out, NO-ONE will be buying the Daily Telegraph no matter WHAT they give away as freebies. Readers will just come here and we Spoofers, who now use the Telegraph for 'research', won't have to leave the Spoof site at all.
I'll pass this by Mark.
Mince Pies Anyone?
