Queen Elizabeth II Orders Apple iPad 2, the Royal Model

Funny story written by Gail Farrelly

Thursday, 12 May 2011

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She'll take a Royal iPad 2 to go!

It's true. The technology revolution has reached the highest seat of power in Great Britain.

As might be expected, the Royal iPad 2 will be no ordinary iPad.

Apple hasn't revealed all the specifics regarding the special creation, but the company has advised "think pink." And a few other details have leaked out. It's rumored that the Royal iPad will be decorated with tiny jeweled tiaras and will come with a one-of-a-kind carrying case designed like a hat, the Queen's favorite accessory.

Pre-loaded will be a rendition of "God Save the Queen," the movies "The Queen" and "The King's Speech," as well as all the episodes of the TV shows "Are You Being Served?" "Rumpole of the Bailey," and "Coronation Street."

In order to accommodate the new Royal iPad, all the Queen's handbags are being re-designed. "Once she gets hold of her iPad, we know she won't leave home without it, so all her purses have to be enlarged," one of her fashion advisors said. With a sigh, he then added, "It's bad enough she insists on toting around her lunch and her cell phone, now we have to find room for the iPad too!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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