LONDON - Hundreds and thousands of people working in the UK media industry were pretty downtrodden as absolutely nothing happened today.
Newspapers have simply stripped away the UK news sections of today's weekend editions, and the BBC News channel has started to focus primarily on the news based on sitcoms.
"I...uhhh... saw a duck. In the park," said one journalist. "That's about it."
The Office for Statistics and Data (Ofstat) has reported the exact same thing for the past few hours.
Why is there absolutely nothing?
Really, I don't know. I really can't find out.
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