Written by Harold Q. Fuey

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

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I win!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were probably annoyed today, after SuBo polled below Kermit The Frog in a pointless online popularity poll.

The poll, run by Corrupt Really Asinine Polls (CRAP), asked 'Who do you love the most?'

"We were surprised that Kermit polled 27% of the vote, compared to SuBo's 17%," said CRAP spokesman Donald J. Giraffe. "Even the Flu Virus polled 12%!" he continued.

"This is not fair. We were all busy voting on another pointless online popularity poll at the time. Our fanatics were tired after spending 3 days solid making sure a well respected nun didn't beat our beloved Susan," grumbled a chief fanatic.

CRAP were accused of corruption after a large number of fanatics were unable to vote.

"We tried to vote but it wouldn't let us! We had a number of fanatics available who wanted to vote for Susan a million times each but it wouldn't allow it. What sort of poll is this if we can't rig it?" seethed a fanatic.

CRAP spokesman Donald J. Giraffe was suddenly unavailable for comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Susan Boyle

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