A gaggle of American Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies had to be escorted to hospital earlier after spending over an hour talking to a SuBo waxwork.
The fanatics, aged between 95 and 122, couldn't understand that it wasn't actually SuBo they were talking to.
"We saw 'Lady' Susan and came over to talk to her. She didn't seem very talkative, so we just rambled on about how many houses we all own and how many butlers we have," rambled a confused old dear with a red scarf.
The waxwork, on display at a new northern tourist attraction, was recently unveiled by SuBo.
"We tried to tell them that they were talking to a waxwork, but they kept on talking to it! We left them to it, but decided to call in some help in the end," said the manager.
The fanatics were taken by padded ambulance to the local 'Centre for the Terminally Deluded' where they are currently undergoing 'Loony Therapy'.
"We have them nice and sedated now, but they're all rambling about having to vote in some online popularity poll. We had to give them a computer just to shut them up!" grumbled a doctor.
The fanatics are likely to be released later, after agreeing not to go within 2 miles of the waxwork.
