The Queen Planning to Die to Stop Wedding

Funny story written by j.w.

Tuesday, 19 April 2011

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Charles voting for the next Monarch

In a last ditch attempt to save the Nation from the perils of 'an ordinary woman' as a future Queen, the current democratically elected hereditary monarch, is giving her all to block the deal.

William has called her threat 'Blackmail' but there is every indication that the Queen is set on the final solution. Plans for a funeral to replace the wedding are now in place and Charles is standing by for his bid to get the swinging voters to back him in the ballot box at Buckingham Palace.

'When I am King' Charles said ' I will sweep the hereditary Peerage away. We cannot continue with people getting into power because of who their parents are!'

Philip had offered to take the Queen's place in this dramatic bid to save the Royal Family from the clutches of 'ordinary people', but the Queen bravely told him to die only if they tried to go ahead with the wedding at some later date.

Street parties arranged for the mourning will be going ahead.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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