Saif as houses? Topless Tyrants squatters group takes over Gaddafi pad

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Wednesday, 9 March 2011

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London - (Seizures Palace): A gang of partially clad squatters has taken over Saif Al Gaddafi's bijou residence in Hampstead Garden Suburb.

The self-styled Topless Tyrants group is occupying Winnington Road's celebrated 'Duntossin' mansion.

"To keep abreast, like, of Libyan asset seizures in the UK," their spokesperson said this afternoon.

'Libya or Labia'?

The palatial 10-bed sprawl comes packed with notoriety ever since it featured in a sordid 60s divorce scandal.

It was the secret love nest where private investigators managed to snap Polaroids of Margaret, Duchess of Argyll, fellating a 'headless' man.

The pics were used in divorce evidence that eventually brought down the government amid rumors 'it was Prince Philip' in the pervy pic.

'Camel-toed hos'

Today half a dozen Topless Tyrants were seen cavorting inside the luxury pad, dancing in the knickers around the palatial living room's open fireplace.

Almost nude spokesperson Ms Poppy Tittzenhoofter told reporters her ass was frozen solid 'because nobody knew how to work the wifi-enabled climate controls'.

Fatima Cheryl Cole Gaddafi is 69.

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