Police Forces throughout the country are preparing for Protest. But this time they will be the ones protesting!
Tactics being discussed are 'temporary blindness' being suffered by the Police who fail to see demonstrators entering the Bank of England on a friendly call.
They are also keen to deal with students who have many things to complain about. A desire to widen their knowledge is expected when Police confront rowdy students by sitting in the road in order to read books on any subject that they fancy.
Guarding Parliament may also become onerous and the Government might even be defeated in the House as Police search and detain suspicious Conservative MP's whilst a vital vote is taking place within the Chambers.
Protests against the Cuts are bound to suffer from Police inattention. The Police will be unable to attend themselves as they do not believe in strikes. They will be told 'Keep away from strikers. We do not approve the Police force being involved in strikes.'
Renditions of 'The Laughing Policeman' are to be aired shortly with words implying that they are laughing at the Government.
