Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 26 February 2011

image for Dartmoor Nazi sex dungeon was popular tourist facility
it kept Nazi tourists away from London hotspots like Buckingham Palace

Devon - A Plymouth Crown Court heard this week how tourism had trebled in the Lee Mill village area with the opening of a Nazi-themed S&M brothel.

Straightjacket Cottage was packed with whips, masks, paddles, handcuffs, shackles and Nazi sex regalia when officers raided it in 2009.

A meticulous trade diary kept by 39 year-old businessman Stuart Somers detailed clients' every pecadillo as well as 'extras' charged by the premises.

These included sessions on authentic German pre-World War II bondage chairs, a virtual surround-sound Berlin bunker and Carnival masks of the Queen Mother.

Somers has pleaded guilty to running a brothel and living off immoral earrings (sic).

In his defence he argued that by providing a specialised WWII-themed facility 'it kept Nazi aficionados off the streets' - especially in London's Third Reich hotspots such as around Buckingham Palace.

The argument cut little ice with the judge, however, who will sentence Somers later next month.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, Nazi, brothel

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