Man Likes His Coconuts Big and Hairy

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Wednesday, 23 February 2011

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A gay man has spoken openly about his likes, in bed.

Larry Sabu, 20, said that he likes nice, big, hard coconuts to be covered in hair and with "nice sized holes" for his fingers to linger in.

Larry was speaking to a food magazine about what a gay man such as he enjoys to eat in bed at night.

"Sometimes I like to crack open the nuts and let the milk pour down my throat, spill all over my face and chest and sheets and get me all wet", Larry said.

"i once tried to fit two coconuts into my mouth at once but realised that was dangerous......but then I discovered that I could absorb the hard fruit just as easily by shoving them up my arse", he added,

But sometimes he liked to just eat a Bounty Bar and get his coconut cravings from that.

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