Written by Olly West

Monday, 21 February 2011

image for Supermarket orders product recall on bad shampoo
The blue bottle right at the back is the Secret Shine 2 in 1.

A big UK shopping brand unveiled a new type of shampoo called 'Secret Shine 2 in 1' a few weeks ago. Nobody knew what the secret thing about it was, but now we spill the beans on this horrendous shampoo!

It contained a secret ingredient known as 'Segredent'. But if you peeled the word 'Segredent' off the ingredients list....you would find the two words 'COW URINE' in 'Segredent's place! Yep! Segredent, the secret ingredient, was just a red herring and a little sticker to hide the real secret ingredient!

We spoke to one of the cows used in the process, who told us:

"Moooooo. Mooooooooooo!!!! Mooooo. Moooooo. Mooo mooo."

Unfortunately, we couldn't understand this.

The supermarket has received over 130,000 complaints from angry customers who peeled off the sticker, saying that they smell like cow urine.

The supermarket has apologised to the consumers of the product and have given them a full refund each, as well as a drugs voucher.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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