David Cameron is investigating the possibility of saving million in pensions, by moving the moon a Downing street source has revealed today.
The source said "by moving the moon up to sixty miles away, we can extend the working day by hours." He went on "this extension of the day will mean people will have to work for an extra 8years on average meaning many will die before reaching pension age saving millions!"
Millie Tant of the GMB Union said "This is highly unlikely as with the condemns in power there will soon be few jobs, and the changes will only effect a minority."
How Mr Cameron intends to move the moon is yet unknown, but Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has promised it can be done so it must be true.