Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 1 February 2011

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Tabak to get a dose of the doctor's patented canary juice? No way will the old Prof share his daily tipple!

London - (Bi-Polar): As the Royal Freak Hospital's pre-eminent Professor of Forensick Psychiatry Dr Einstein Flintstone is regarded by peers as at the top of his game.

"Ya, but mostly that's Blind Man's Bluff und Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey, haha," long-suffering wife Mrs Brunhilde Flintstone claimed today.

The octogenarian mind sleuth famously mapped the psyches of the Yorkshire Ripper, Barry George Bush and countless sinister British pervs.

This week he's been commissioned by the CPS for a Category One Wackjob Assessment on Missing Sock Case accused Vincent Tabak.

"This accused Dutchman could plead insanity by reason of unfinished irresponsibility," Herr-Doktor F commented today.

"It might take a dose of my patented canary juice to extract the secrets of his tortured soul," the esteemed Prof added sagely.

"But hell, I'll be damned if I share my daily tipple with some nutjob!"

The mind meld is scheduled to coinicide with Thursday's new moon when optimum conditions will prevail.

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Topics: Psychiatrists

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