A gay man got a close up look at a young lad's tool while visiting the local school during an open day promoting evening courses for adults.
Larry Sabu, 20, straddled a workbench as he prised open a young teenage boy's monkey-wrench and examined it closely during a stop-off at the wood-work class.
"I've never seen a finer young boy's tool", Larry announced before asking if anyone had a nice spanner he could fiddle with.
Larry was hoping to take a part-time course in arts & crafts, but changed his mind when he discovered he had to pay to do that shite.
St. Anus's School for the Disadvantaged is a Catholic School run by Nuns, and is where Larry studied until he was tossed out at the tender age of 14.
"I learned a lot during my short time here", Larry told us, "like that I didn't fancy women...shortly afterwards I left home and became a bum. Then I bummed a bum...."
This is not the first time Larry has returned to his old haunting ground: two weeks ago he was caught in the boys toilets with a toilet plunger and a damp towel.
