Try Some of my Grappa

Written by walter

Sunday, 19 December 2010


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By viewing someone's clothing & personal effects, we may infer what the owner is. This can be applied to the original creator, le Dieu, too. Closely watching nature's exotic flowers, colorful bids, nice looking animals, etc, we can presume le Dieu to be an art lover.

Moreover, it looks like, la Dieu, oops, is crazy for plays. She enjoys watching birds' nesting so much that she puts a pinch of it in expectant Eves. However, nest building is a demanding job: to support, to insulate and to conceal one's chickens from predators.

Perhaps, le Dieu, enjoys a lot when watching the cooing phase of the birds, particularly the female's ignoring the male. Then le Dieu spends hours watching the nest location phase: surveying the site and evaluating the security aspects. Probably la Dieu, oops again, cranes her neck to see which of the newly hatched chicks are female.

It seems there is a standard operating procedure throughout the world to the effect that all creatures are expected to honor nesting, incubation and caring for the chicks. However, practically the entire world population does not share the same view: Europe, or rather Romans vs. nations in Middle East in which honor killing, execution and stoning to death is prevalent if young couples confess to have touched each other in private-a centuries-old attitude presently known as Talibanism .

In Taliban-run territories, due to union of cult and state, either Taliban rulers execute the nesting young couples or the Taliban subjects, citizens, carry out the punishment. Union of cult and state tacitly or openly encourages each and every subject to act as fully authorized agent of the cult. People can stop a baby girl in the street and punish both parents and the baby because of not wearing ski-mask-type headdresses. Frequently, a multitude of criminals hired by the state as chastity police threaten the arrested young couples caught touching one another in private either get undressed for a gang rape or be taken in to be stoned to death.

Now, let me relay the story of millions of young couples in civilized nations depicted in a movie called 'Chasing Liberty'. In this movie a US President's daughter takes a trip to Europe to seek liberty.

Then, the complications begin. In Venice, Italy, when their life is endangered and need to ride a boat, they have no money on them. The boat owner, Eugenio, agrees to give them a ride because they are newlyweds. When the couples admit they have no place to go, Eugenio finds himself in an embarrassing situation, but how can he let go of the newly nesting couples? Therefore, he takes them home where his mother gets pissed off. Now, here is the rest of the story:

- Mama, please be nice.

- Why I let you buy that crazy boat? You were good accountant. Now you killing me.

- Mama, they're newlyweds.

- (Oh, no; you should have told me this before.) You're welcome. Tonight you are family. You must stay and celebrate. You will sleep in Eugenio's room. It will bring him luck. Change the sheets. I want you to try some of my grappa.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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