Written by Proffitt

Thursday, 6 January 2011

image for Billy Bragg being driven out of his own village by angry mob
Mob on way to Braggs

Billy Bragg, musician, song writer and political activist is being driven out of his £1.5 million mansion by an angry mob who claims he is assembling a monster using the limbs of dead people.

The Police are currently lining a safe route for the angry mob who are said to be carrying burning torches, pitchforks and muskets and all intent on moving Bragg on.

One protester said: 'We know what Braggs up to because Tom Nut saw him at the local grave yard last month no doubt on the rob for cadavers.' Another angry person said: We've seen lightening and all sorts flying around that house and that hunchback that does his shopping is very shifty.'

Bragg said: 'Its all just superstition and small talk from local townsfolk. Egor just helps me with the shopping from time to time and I like grave stone rubbing that's all.'

A Police spokesperson said: 'We are here to keep the peace and people can protest all they want, after all it's a free country provided you don't criticise us!'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Mob, billy bragg

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