After the near death experience for Prince Charles and Queen (in waiting) Camilla on the way to the Circus, Charles has decided a Rolls Royce is not in keeping with the modern world.
He has proposed using a Mini in future and Camilla has agreed: 'There's a first time for everything ' she giggled.
Home Secretary, Theresa May has explained to Police Chiefs that the Mini is safer than the Rolls Royce because no one would suspect Charles & Camilla would travel in such a car, the favourite of Charles's deceased wife Her Majesty the Princess of Wales.
Charles, on leaving Kensington Palace, mumbled a dramatic remark to waiting reporters who found it difficult to catch his memorable words. Some thought he said 'A Mini suits me and it will help my contribution to the environment', however others thought he had said 'A Mini is shit to me and will not help my contribution to the environment.'
Royal watcher Penelope Ogle is quite certain the heir to the throne would not use the word 'SHIT' although she admits it is hardly likely Charles would claim a Mini would suit him.
Sir Paul Stephenson, on his knees before Charles and Camilla, offered to give the couple his own Opel but this was refused because Opel cars come from Germany. 'We are Windsor's not Brakenburg von Hitler's any longer' the Prince advised the astonished Police Chief.
So the country can breath again. Charles and Camilla are safe.
