Anal Sex - in Space?!

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Tuesday, 16 November 2010


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Shrew After Experiencing a Black Hole

An amateur astronomer, Jim Plug, has discovered the youngest ever black hole in space.

Those interested in anal sex will be excited to learn that the black hole will help us understand how stars explode.

Plug let the cat out of the bag after experiencing the unsettling sight. 'I'm pretty broad minded' he said 'but to see an anal fuck in space was a bit much! I knew this sort of thing went on at Pubic schools (so wrongly named), where our leaders learnt about the educational virtues of back entries, but to find it in Space will create a stink.'

Economists have been studying back entries for many years as they are the means wherby shady deals are masterminded in suspect economies. They have always been scratching their heads because they have found every economy is suspect. Now they realise back entries are to be found in space as well.

'Not only is the earth corrupt with it's back entries, the Universe is as well' announced Prof Dick McTurd.

Religious leaders have been astonished at the revelation. The Catholic church, always on the ball with black holes, is pleased to learn that the black hole found in space is young. Several leading priests, including it is rumoured the Pope, have booked seats on the latest rocket bound for space in order to get a close view of the young black hole.

Pictures on the internet are eagerly anticipated.

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