Written by Katarina Frogpond2

Sunday, 14 November 2010

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Aiden Grimshaw's Thriller was less than Thrilling.

Top insiders from the X-factor are tonight blaming Michael Jackson fans for the demise of Aiden Grimshaw. They are rumoured to be contemplating having an inquiry to see if an angry message received from Michael Jackson last week could have launched a deluge of votes in the Paije direction.

Paije was named last week as Michael Jackson's favourite contender in a message received by a very reputable London Clairvoyant. And the clairvoyant is said to have said that Michael Jackson was angry with Aiden Grimshaw for performing his world famous Thriller song in a less than thrilling way.

The results of the message are clear to see - Aiden Grimshaw was tonight booted off the show by a public vote. He was beaten in the final showdown by Katie who is, if newspapers are to be believed, the least popular contestant in the history of the entire show.

Paije is said to be over the moon and the Clairvoyant is said to have phoned him to tell him that she has received... A NEW MESSAGE FROM MICHAEL JACKSON.

She said he is now happy and wants Paije to go the whole way and win. She also said that Michael is delighted with his fans for what they have done for him and wants them to keep up the good work. He doesn't care who wins, so long as its Paije...or maybe Wagner.

By Katarina Frogpond.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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