It's not only unfair, it's Workfair

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Sunday, 7 November 2010

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We are all in this together. This is all about fairness. It's a Dad's Army, Heath Robinson, approach that is condemned to create a disaster.

It is reported that Eric (cow eating Desperate Dan double)Pickles is actively encouraging whistle blowers in Local Government. A politics based on mistrust of your own employees can only lead to chaos.

It appears, more and more every day, that this country is going back to the 50's. Desperate Dan Pickles, the "Big Man" as call me Dave addresses him, has likened Local Authority publications to the Russian Communist daily newspaper, "Pravda." What happened to the Common Law duty of respect to your employees?

But, today, the Coalition sent in their fall guy, the one who attempts to explain and justify their dirty work, the Ginger Hair Guy, Danny Alexander.

He is Chief Secretary to the Treasury yet he is sent along, like a fag, to do the dirty deed for all the Tories. Even when his fellow Liberal Democrats are against, or they said they were, the basic principle of Workfair.

While the Coalition intends to decimate Public Sector employment it now appears that they will put the unemployed to work, cleaning streets, shovelling shit, keeping parks tidy and numerous other tasks. Tasks now carried out by employees, soon to be unemployed.

Could we have foreseen, the children of Thatcher returning to power worse than Thatcher?

And this is what they call fairness? I guess they learned this version of equity, fairness and togetherness at their Public Schools and in their millionaires mansions.

It's not like any kind of fairness the poor and those in reduced circumstances will identify with.

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