Written by KendoMonkey

Thursday, 28 August 2003

Take a classic meat and turn it into orange slush flavour...that's the new idea that start-up firm "BeefyGoodness" are trying out. CEO Judith Charms told us:

"We started off thinking that Pork is really tasty when you have barbeque sauce all over it, or a good chinese flavouring. From there it wasn't much of a leap to apply that thinking with beef."

The full "BeefyGoodness" range so far includes:


  • Toffee Apple Beef
  • Orange Slush Beef
  • Chocolate Beef
  • Coca-Cola Beef


"We really love the way kids wolf down their beef meals now. It's like they're possessed or something," Miss Charms continued. "Basically to eat it you'd think you were eating, say, a toffee apple. But, the kicker is that the texture is still that great beef munch. It's lovely."

We here at The Spoof are happy to continue eating our beef "Cow flavoured".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Food




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