Isle of Wight Man Allows Facial Hair To Grow

Funny story written by Ellis Ian Fields

Friday, 8 October 2010

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A Newport man has surprised friends and colleagues by allowing his facial hair to grow for several weeks.

Simon Crimp, who works for a local sanitary supplies company, woke up one morning too late to have a shave before he left for the office.

"I didn't think it would matter," he said. "No-one seemed to notice. So I thought I could get away with it.

"Then, after a few days, I noticed the hair on my face was getting longer. So, I thought to myself, I'd like to see where this was leading.

"It just kept growing! I couldn't believe it at first so I did some research.

"Well, what has happened, apparently, is that I've grown what is called a 'beard.' Isn't that interesting?

"I might have to get rid of it though, because the wife doesn't like it and it frightens the kids."

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