Written by matthatt

Thursday, 30 September 2010

image for Peter Andre and Victoria, mysterious girl smell.
Crowds waiting to get back in to Victoria Station

No, Not Victoria Beckham, but Victoria Station. - Eight people, including two passengers, complained of headaches and nausea when an "unusual smell" was reported at Victoria Tube station in London.

Peter Andre who was travelling through the station at the time said "I had just come out of the Tube station when I saw police and fire engines. The entrance was cordoned off. I had just spent the day visiting some major retailers with a sample case of my latest perfume, Mysterious Girl, in an effort to persuade them to stock it"

A statement from London Ambulance Service said: "Three ambulance crews, a duty officer and a hazardous area response team were dispatched."

Local office worker, Ann Other, was one of the people affected by the closures.
She said: "I am still feeling very shaken. The smell was funny and chemical."

Peter Andre also said: "I hope they open the station again soon, as I am supposed to be travelling around the country doing perfume signings and meeting my fans" said the singer proudly, as he lifted his sample case up for the reporters to see, it was then noticed that one of the glass vials containing Andre's new scent had broken during transport.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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