Written by matthatt

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

image for Couple caught on CCTV leaving entire pet shop full of animals behind
Bucking funnies!

What is the world coming to? Really? Some of the news that reporters have to cover can leave one feeling a bit jaded.

First there was Mary Bale and her feline flinging fiasco followed by that man recently who was caught on camera leaving his poor old pooch out in the cold to fend for himself, whose only crime is to be a bit lame in one leg, hardly leprosy, which is a bit of a pain in the arse to be quite blunt, excuse my French.

But this latest story is so maddening, so sickening and quite frankly, excuse me for editorialising but, is a sad indictment upon our culture and times.

Just yesterday a young couple, who looked perfectly normal, were caught on CCTV going into a pet shop in a Hertfordshire town.

The frail and elderly shop assistant said afterwards that they were 'pleasant to talk to' and gave the silver haired old granny a story that they were looking for two cats, as the couple were moving in to their first home together.

They then proceeded to walk around the whole shop, looking at every single animal, bird, beast, fish and frog, probably making eye contact along the way and possibly in some small way bonding with the captive, potential pets and then, they just thanked the shop keeper and left. That was it; they just left, just like that!

'I couldn't fucking believe it' said the elderly shopkeeper 'all my sodding years in the trade and they just left, left a whole room full of defenceless animals to die. People like that are shit and make me puke. I wish they would just die and get hit by a train or something'

The elderly shopkeeper has reported the incident to the RSPCA, who have yet to respond, and she has also posted the video on Youtube, in an effort to identify the disgusting animal Nazis.

Her next plan is to start a hate page about them on a popular socialising website and I for one will be joining it. Wankers!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Animals, CCTV

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