According to at least one source, a "TheSpoof" news story writer has written this spoof news story that you are reading at this very moment.
Upon waking up on a generic Sunday morning, he found that there were no new news worthy stories to extract the urine from and/or turn into a spoof news story in its own right, so he decided to write a parody of a news story in the third person, as if it were a story itself.
After having made sure that the spoof news story was more than 100 words in length, which is apparently the minimum length that "TheSpoof" website allows the stories submitted to be, he then intended to post it to see if anyone would find it amusing.
Apparently, he is now checking the amount of hits to this news story, which you are currently reading, in between doing other things on his laptop.
