A group of prominent people are demanding to know why their phones have not been tapped. 'It is extraordinary' said one 'I am a figure of importance and no one has tried to get my views on anything.'
Journalists are puzzled too by the selection of victims. The sexual preferences of several Very Important People are ripe for public scrutiny. The nation needs a cleansing of the sordid atmosphere surrounding many supposedly upstanding people but no one is breaking into their private lives. 'It is a scandal' said the Chief of Police.
Meanwhile the internet is overflowing with innuendo and satire and Spoof continues to survive without trouble. The reason is that many Spoof writers are themselves so important the News of the World newshounds will not touch them. The present editor of the NOW assured me that Spoof reporters are safe from their watchful eye.
However he warned me: 'If you get involved with a betting scam or provide coded messages in your contributions you are for the high jump!' But our codes are foolproof. Try finding the secret coded message in this article - I feel sure you will not see the hidden clues and the devestating truth.