More revelations are emerging from Britain's farming community of cloned animals and milk entering the food chain.
A farmer in the North of England told me: 'It is perfectly safe to eat cloned animals and the offspring of these animals. The Food Standards Agency are on top of this and there is definitely no risk.'
'But what about the law?' I asked.
'It is perfectly legal. We have done nothing wrong. We are just supplying people with food they want.'
'I have heard that there is a question of the lives of these cloned animals being shorter and prone to disease.'
'Look. They get killed anyway. We keep them well until they are slaughtered.'
I then saw a notice in the cowshed 'No sex, we're British.'
The cloned animals could not only write and convey messages, they were quite happy with their ancestry.
One of them has had interviews for the 'Who Do You Think You Are?' programme and the results are thought to be sensational.
'They found out all about what happened to my grand mother - she was the first in this pioneering development. I don't care if I have no grandfather, from what I've seen they are an aggressive lot.'
So, the green fields of the British countryside are being covered with cloned cow dung which smells just the same as the pong you get from traditional cows.
