London - (Diplomatic Baguette): A General Pinochet-style dawn raid on the billionaire Pakistani property fraudster is on the cards later this week.
Asif Zardari, currently swanning around the UK promoting his baleful import-export business, was slammed last week by David Cameron who described him as running a highly dodgy scam 'without an appropriate trading licence'.
NATO military intelligence has always considered Zardari and his ex-wife Benazir Bhutto RIP as founding members of the Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association of Bogota.
Hundreds of spurious property ownership claims by the couple were thrown out of court in the 1980s and 90s after successive UK High Court judges described the couple as a self-made walking crime wave.
Zardari and his entourage are currently holed up in Mayfair's five-star Sinn Binn in the Park where Special Branch surveillance is keeping an eye on his KGB accomplices.
Friday's scheduled meeting at Chequers with Prime Monster Cameron is likely to be called off once the Pinochet Memorial Suite at HMP Belmarsh is ready.
Zardari's role in the collapse of collapsed, terror-toting Pakistani bank BCCI is the very stuff of legend.
